Retarded Poem.

Once there was a little pie
Walking on a road.
She had a little snail
who got eaten by a toad.
The toad ran away
and the pie went insane.
So once the little muffin came
She got all happy and lame.

But the little pie did not have
An abnormally good cat nap.
So she went to her muffin friend
And asked for fifty cent.
Her Muffin friend gave her that
Also a very shiny hat.
While trying to put it on
The pie was already gone.

Little Muffin looked and looked
But did only find a strange hook.
Little Muffin took the object
Throwing it in to the house project.
All the while Little Pie
Had an nice weather tie.
She got all hungry and weak
So she went to the eastern feast.

There she met her muffin friend
Cooking the very best fiend
Little Pie went glad
After being mad.
After that they went home
And lived happy like two tomes.


AND NOW, ON TO THE STORY

... There is none 8|