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The bad fic Chapter 1The bad fic Chapter 1 by HeatOfTheFrozenFlame
The Bad Fic
Bumblebee stood out side the base. And in his hand, he held the Plot Hole Device.
The Plot Hole Device decided to start glowing.
Bumblebee was pregnant.
"Prime!!!!!" Bumblebee ran inside crying.
"Who did this?" Asked Ratchet, popping in from nowhere or maybe off screen or perhaps Scotty beamed him there, take your pick.
"Uh. Hold on, let me consult the plot hole device."
He picked it up. It was shaped like a digital alarm clock. Y'know, the one with the glowy numbers and stuff?
In big bold glowy numbers, the name Lazerbeak was written. Well, actually 80085 was written there first, but after that it wrote Lazerbeak.
"Nooo!!!" Screamed Bumblebee. "I don't want it to be him!"
"Here." Wheeljack appeared from the same nothingness Ratchet came from and quickly wrote an eight on top of the Plot Hole Device. "Try shaking it."
Shaking it like he was told, aka 'whipped puppy', the numbers tumbled around like a magic eight ball. But a square one.
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